The holly-daze are in full effect so you know everyone’s going to be getting their drink on (except for the clean and sober folks—you win). And just when you thought I failed to mention that you’re gonna be eating a lot, I said that too. As a longtime Bourbon drinker I’m beginning to think better of … Continue reading »
Category Archives: Manners
Female Dog
Some middle-aged homely woman said to me, (while watching my dog piss on a barrel–holding his feces in a compostable plastic bag 2 feet away from my body) “You know, you can control where your dog urinates”. I had no reaction, other than the light lump in my throat indicating that I needed to punch … Continue reading »
What a City, What a Dump
In November of 2010, San Francisco’s Department of Public Works (DPW) launched its ‘Don’t Leave it on the Sidewalk’ Campaign in hopes to decrease the amount of illegal sidewalk dumping. I know what you’re thinking; It can be magical to find a free stack of records on the street. So is finding a parking spot … Continue reading »
MAN-ners
I regrettably understand that chivalry is gone, but why do manners also follow its declining trend. I’m amazed that there was a time not too long ago where I could step out of a taxi and my driver would open the door for me. Taking only a few steps to the entrance of a local … Continue reading »